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If

Bekah tagged me, so here we go:

The assignment: choose five or more of the following questions to answer on your blog. Link back to my post or further so we can follow the chain.

If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate... If I could be a photographer... If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

If I could be a musician, I would sing so well it would knock your socks off - smoothe and effortless, like Allison Krauss - fun and carefree, like Ben Folds - able to imitate anyone, like Amy, my sister-in-law (because, let's face it: if you can sing like Shakira, the Dixie Chicks, and Delores O'Riordan, you're pretty much set for life).

If I could be a doctor, I would try to be understanding and compassionate. I wouldn't give out prescriptions just to get people out of my office and I would encourage people to live healthier lifestyles as a good way to minimize some of their health problems (not that I'm the picture of a healthy lifestyle, but I try to work on it).

If I could be an athlete, I wouldn't get so sore from switching up my workout. I could train every day and compete with the best. I would go for something versatile, like the triathlon...someday, I will actually do it.

If I could be a professor, I would be that professor who loves her subject so much that teaching is more of a passion than a job. I would be tough enough on my students that they would know I meant business, but merciful and fun when ever possible.

If I could be a llama-riding bonnie pirate, I would wear one eye-patch while I was pirating, just to be stereo-typical, but I would wear two eye-patches when I was close to the llama, so it wouldn't spit in my eyes.

Dear CBS,

Way to not tell me that the Survivor Finale was on last night. Do you think I spent 3 months of Thursdays watching the season so I could miss the Finale? No. I could have sworn I watched the previews after last week's episode and you didn't say anything about it. Big jerks.

P.S. Other than that, it was a good season. I wonder if the finale was just as good. I guess I'll never know.

"It is not everyone," said Elinor, "who has your passion for dead leaves."

How very accurate. I didn't really have to take a quiz to know that:

Take the Quiz here!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Si usted puede leer esto y usted sabe dónde vivo, le invitan a seises del partido de mayo en mi casa mañana. Estamos teniendo margaritas, alimento, y todo alrededor de buen tiempo. Llámeme para los detalles. (Mi compañero del sitio mi matanza yo para fijar esto en mi blog, pero yo tuvo que tener algo que traducir a español a celebbrate cinco de mayo.)

*Sé que mis traducciones españolas están lejos de perfecto, pero, bien, no hablo español.*