Imagine a day wherein you oversleep. Then you jump out of bed. Well, "jump" is probably an overstatement. So you stumble out of bed.
Morning breath. Ug.
Okay, brushing your teeth could make the day better. That is, unless you drop your toothbrush in the toilet.
You watch it fall in slow motion - like when you yourself take a fall and time seems to stop as you feel yourself falling, have time to think not only of how badly you could injure yourself, but also of how much you hope no one is watching - yet you are powerless to stop the fall.
"Nooooo!" you say (screaming silently, for the sake of your roommates).
Splash.
Fetch it: should I or shouldn't I?
I guess I pretty much have to.
Now, imagine a world in which this scenario repeats itself everyday but never looses its frustration-factor (a la Groundhog Day).
Welcome to my life.
Okay, I didn't really drop my toothbrush in the toilet, but if I had, I don't think it would have changed anything for the better.
However, if I do it tomorrow, I'll be really upset. That would not be cool because I'm going to try to be annoyingly cheerful tomorrow - so annoyingly cheerful you'll want to throw my toothbrush in the toilet.
Or at least rub it on a wet bar of soap when I'm not looking.
Posted by christin at February 14, 2006 10:02 PM | TrackBackSo, does this make it a toilet toothbrush?
Posted by: SonofThunder at February 15, 2006 01:56 AM'tumble out of bed and you stumble to the kitchen,
pour yourself a cup of ambition'
been there.
only it was the keys in the toilet...at least it had just been cleaned. :-S
Posted by: Jeannette at February 15, 2006 12:26 PMLOL...ever hear about the guy who went into the bathroom and upon looking into the toilet notices 2 quarters. He looks for a moment or two...then reaches into his pocket and drops 2 more quarters into the toilet. As he reaches his hand in for the coins he states, "For 50 cents, no way, but for 1.00, heck yes!"
Posted by: SonofThunder at February 15, 2006 10:28 PMAll I can say is a dollar just ain't what it used to be anymore.
Posted by: Robbie at February 15, 2006 11:06 PM