Yesterday, my aura was cleansed without my permission. I think she missed a spot.
Posted by christin at July 28, 2005 01:24 PM | TrackBackI thought I would try a little self-aura cleansing. So, taking the advice of one of your links, I ran freely and playfully in the wind and while using a single feather whisk I made sweeping motions through the space surrounding my body. Unfortunately, one of the neighbors called the mental health department and they hauled me away in a straitjacket. Can you come get me? My aura is dirtier than ever.
Posted by: Papa at July 28, 2005 01:59 PMI wish I could have seen that. I guess the mental picture was good enough!
Posted by: Christin at July 28, 2005 02:12 PMNow that is funny!
Posted by: SonofThunder at July 29, 2005 09:30 AMThat troll guy on Louisville must have the cleanest aura ever.
Posted by: Emily at July 29, 2005 11:24 AMDo you think RUNNING in the rain does it, too? If so, then I'm clean!
Lisa
Posted by: Lisa at July 29, 2005 12:04 PMDid you see the "sponsored links" on that website? Looks like people are interested in cleaning out more than their auras. Yuck!
Posted by: Amy at July 29, 2005 01:20 PMDude. "Death begins in the colon." You can't be too careful, you know.
Get some OWL feathers, people. It's your best chance for a clean aura. After a work day like today, I just might try it...or maybe a little rum in my coke will do the trick. The website doesn't mention that, but I know it works.
Posted by: Christin at July 29, 2005 01:29 PMHAHAHAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAAAA!
Posted by: brad at July 30, 2005 01:10 PM