Bekah tagged me, so here we go:
The assignment: choose five or more of the following questions to answer on your blog. Link back to my post or further so we can follow the chain.
If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate... If I could be a photographer... If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...
If I could be a musician, I would sing so well it would knock your socks off - smoothe and effortless, like Allison Krauss - fun and carefree, like Ben Folds - able to imitate anyone, like Amy, my sister-in-law (because, let's face it: if you can sing like Shakira, the Dixie Chicks, and Delores O'Riordan, you're pretty much set for life).
If I could be a doctor, I would try to be understanding and compassionate. I wouldn't give out prescriptions just to get people out of my office and I would encourage people to live healthier lifestyles as a good way to minimize some of their health problems (not that I'm the picture of a healthy lifestyle, but I try to work on it).
If I could be an athlete, I wouldn't get so sore from switching up my workout. I could train every day and compete with the best. I would go for something versatile, like the triathlon...someday, I will actually do it.
If I could be a professor, I would be that professor who loves her subject so much that teaching is more of a passion than a job. I would be tough enough on my students that they would know I meant business, but merciful and fun when ever possible.
If I could be a llama-riding bonnie pirate, I would wear one eye-patch while I was pirating, just to be stereo-typical, but I would wear two eye-patches when I was close to the llama, so it wouldn't spit in my eyes.
You are funny, witty, and thought provoking. Now, how do I "link" back to your site when I answer these questions?
Posted by: SonofThunder at May 20, 2005 10:24 PMHilarious!!!!
Posted by: merry_maiden at June 2, 2005 09:14 AM