*I hate to see what Google does with that title
Amy sent me a link for Date to Save, a site with advice on missionary dating.
Here are a few tips for effective missionary dating:
1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.
3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
Is she joking? I'd like to think she is, but I've seen enough evangelical craziness that it's hard to tell.
Posted by christin at September 17, 2004 11:21 AMDate to Save? Crazy...we used to call it missionary dating...I still think it's a really good way to possibly end up in bed with a non-believer because the "missionary" almost always gets emotionally attached. Just say no!
Posted by: SonofThunder at September 17, 2004 12:22 PMoh my oh my, wait till you see the design for monroeblogs! ITS BEAUTIFUL...at least I think it is...anyways...you'll see the site good to go sometime next week!
Posted by: JosiahQ at September 17, 2004 03:58 PMPlease note the Date-to-Save-wear items is a (and I swear I am not making this up)"Classic Jesus Thong".
Posted by: Miss M at September 18, 2004 03:09 PMOh my. (See how I've cleaned up my language?) The whole thing is funny, but that thong cracks me up. (NPI)
I also really like the site's subtitle: "Dating to Save People from Hell" (but of course I would, given my affinity for hell).
Posted by: jon at September 19, 2004 05:55 AMHey, #10 is "After you dump him..." Makes me wonder if they really expect this thing to work. And wouldn't dumping someone after missionary dating be a form of excommunication?
Posted by: Patrick at September 19, 2004 05:10 PMThe Classic Jesus Thong is so much nicer than those pesky new-fangled Jesus thongs.
Posted by: Christin at September 20, 2004 09:00 AMI really like the option to "Get an email update from Tamara whenever she goes on a date!"
Posted by: Deacon Blues at September 22, 2004 12:01 PM