Dear Guy in the Blue Truck,
Why do you feel the need to pass me, cut me off, slow down, and give me a dirty look when I pass you again? I've tried to make this relationship work, but you're just too needy. Obviously, you feel the need to drive in front of me, rather than behind me, but, you see, I have this high tech system on my car called "cruise control". I'm not changing my speed. I'm not being obnoxious. It's not me, it's you. I can't go on like this. Either pass me and keep your speed up or get behind me and let me go. I know it's not easy to see me move on like that, but it's something you'll have to live with. You've got to move on with your life and let me move on with mine.
Sincerely,
Christin
Posted by at July 21, 2004 11:01 AMI set my cruise all the time and NO ONE knows how to keep a constant speed. Thank you for this letter. Hope he isn't too sad. :)
Posted by: klockwork at July 21, 2004 10:16 AMWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Please! I'll be good. Christin, Don't leave me!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BlueTruckMan at July 21, 2004 11:52 AMBesides, I do it so I can see your face. I can't see your face if I stay behind you.
and it's not a dirty look...I'm trying to be smug because you are trying to hide the fact that you can't take your eyes off of me...
Posted by: BlueTruckMan at July 22, 2004 12:01 PM